November 2011
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Fat Bottomed Girl...
So this South Beach diet seems to be going well. I’ve only been doing it for about 10 days and I’d say I’ve lost about 6lbs or more. My skinny jeans aren’t as tight and I have lost my double chin! Although I have just cut my hair shorter so that could just be an optical illusion. Anyway, the torturous part is over with now as the caffeine has finally left my system and the...
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Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge...
WARNING: Contains a fuck load of swearing and I’m not going to apologise for it. There, you have been warned.
Today’s edition I was intending to write about the diet I’ve started, but I’m going to have to leave that for another episode because all I’ve been able to write about is my lack of caffeine. So here you go.
This week I started a new diet, the “South...
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It was a graveyard smash!
I was right about my costume, I was still sewing right down to the wire! But it was worth it in the end, we won a prize! Not sure what the prize was though, I’d had to drink through a straw to save my make-up coming off, so I ended up getting VERY drunk. We went to the FAB Cafe’s legendary Halloween party, and as ever it was fantastic. The costumes this year have by far been the best...
